Monday, March 22, 2010

101 things boys should know.

1. When girls have makeup and perfume on, they are trying to impress you.

2. Girls are not always interested in their male friends, sometimes girls just don't want the drama of other girls.

3. When girls say "I miss you" it means you could never know how much they wish they could be with you. Period.

4. When a girl says "I love you" she means it and doesn't say it just to hear her own voice.

5. There are times when we do want to just be held, especially for that one week a month that we eat excessive amounts of chocolate and salty snacks.

6. There is no better feeling than being snuggled up to your boyfriend for a girl.

7. Girls love a guys a**, even if ya think that guys are the only ones that look, we look at yours too.

8. After one girl dates a guy, he is automatically off limits to her best friends.

9. Girls can lie and say they dont like flowers, but they always do.

10. The butterflies never go away for a girl that is truly in love with a guy.

11. Girls dont wanna hear about how pretty or sweet your exes are.

12. Girls dont wanna hear about how hot a celebrity is, because it makes them feel less than the best.

13. If your girl is doing something nice for you like your laundry or cooking you dinner, make sure to say thank you because it makes it all worth while to be appreciated.

14. There are times when girls need the guy to just infer that she needs a hug. Even if he's wrong, she will always appreciate the hug.

15. When a girl says she's "fine," she definitely isn't.

16. When a girl says she loves you forever, she means it and you are included in that future she dreams of.

17. Girls begin to think that guys dont care about them if the guy doesnt say it.

18. Silence in a female usually is a signal that she is thinking about way too much to put into words.

19. A girl never wants to be left alone when something is wrong.

20. Girls aren't always PMSing when they are in a bad mood, it is possible to just have a bad day.

21. Girls will tell you everything, all their thoughts, as soon as they know you are listening and care about what they have to say.

22. A girls best friend has strong hold with her, so dont piss off the best friend.

23. Sometimes, girls dont complete sentences, especially with other females.

24. It is possible for a girl to like football and at the same time like to get her nails done and shopping.

25. A girl knows you love her when you agree to go shopping with her, like real shopping, not just walking around the mall.

26. Songs that have significance to a girl at one time will always hold that significance so remember them.

27. Girls remember dates and birthdays and anniversaries so you should too. Write em down if ya have to.

28. Girls like strong guys, but dont like to see two guys actually in a fist fight.

29. Girls hate cocky guys that always have to show up the others.

30. Girls love when a guy has good manners and etiquette, opening doors, napkin in the lap, excusing oneself.

31. Farting is not that funny.

32. One ten minute phone call just to say hi can brighten a girl's entire day.

33. A girl is never too old for a teddy bear.

34. Just because a girl thinks babies are cute, doesnt mean she wants one right now, so dont freak out.

35. Girls will always worry more than guys do.

36. Girls dream all the time, whether day or night.

37. Girls sometimes try to hide their emotions so they don’t seem weak.

38. Girls love backrubs, they are physical and sensitive, showing the guy is willing to do selfless acts.

39. Girls love to be tickled, but know how much is enough.

40. With everything, there is a balance and a time.

41. Girls like when a guy has a good body, but hate when he obsesses over it and pushes her to second best.

42. Girls love when they get introduced to a guys friends, it means he really cares about her.

43. Girls don’t really make cut and dry decisions.

44. Girls hate to be scolded, if they do something wrong, you can correct them, but don’t rub their nose in it and feel small.

45. If a girl kisses your neck or ear, she wants you.

46. Girls want a guy that can hold his own in a conversation without being pushy or demeaning to her beliefs.

47. Girls love to get guys the perfect present, the one thing they want, but would never buy for themselves.

48. A girls weakness is the smile and the sideways glance.

49. Girls dream all the time of their perfect future.

50. Girls are vulnerable and emotional, always be conscious of this, once the gem is scratched, the surface can be refinished, but something is always missing.

51. Girls want to be the first thing you think about when you wake up in the morning

52. We want you to go over your minutes and texts just so you can talk to us

53. We want you to call in the middle of the night just to hear our voice

54. We don’t always want to have sex…cuddling will suffice

55. We want you to call us beautiful…not sexy, not pretty…beautiful

56. We want you to never be to busy that you can’t drive across town, or the state, or the country to see us

57. We want a guy who thinks to give a flowers or a card when we are sick
or given us them just because you care

58. We want you to say sweet things to us and actually mean them

59. We want you to sometimes sacrifice things you like to do things that we like

60. It’s ok to cry in front of us, we know you have a soft side

61. We don’t want you to get freaked out when we cry, its ok we just need you to hold us

62. We want you to hold our hand and kiss us on the forehead

63. We want kisses with meaning

64. We want a guy who would hug us for no reason at all

65. We want a guy who would give us his jacket if we were cold

66. We want someone who cares enough to call when we got home just to make sure we were safe

67. We want a guy who would sit and wait for hours even if they only got to see us for a few minutes

68. We want a guy who would give up his seat so we could sit down

69. We want a guy that could reassure us we are beautiful and honestly believe what he said

70. We want a guy we could share our secrets with and he would share them back

71. We want a guy who tries to show how much he cares though every word and breath

72. We want a guy who believes in our dreams and would do any thing to help us achieve them

73. We want a guy who would walk us to the car and open our door

74. We want a guy who isn’t just trying to get laid

75. We want a guy who doesn’t care how far away we live; you still want to be together because it’s us

76. We don’t care how big you are ….so don’t tell us

77. We will not always look our best….get over it, its’s under the make up that counts

78. We don’t want everything planned, spontaneity is fun

79. We are always ready to talk

80. We love surprises

81. We notice the little things you do, and we love them, sometimes they mean the most

82. Cursing and fighting don’t impress us; you don’t need to be mean to get our attention

83. We know when you are not listening, so don’t try to fool us

84. If we say we are cold, that means come closer and hold us

85. We need your advice sometimes, so don’t be afraid to give it

86. We want you to tell your friends how much you like us

87. We want you to be a little jealous because it shows you care

88. We want you to be happy with us and stay faithful

89. We want you to put your heart on the line because we do

90. We want a text back saying that you miss us too

91. We want you to call us your girl friend and best friend

92. We want you to not try to sleep with us while we are drunk

93. We don’t want you to rip us apart in front of your friends trying to be a bad ass

94. We don’t want you to buy us expensive things, small things from the heart do just fine

95. We don’t want to have sex, we want to make love

96. We want you to stick around when things get rough

97. We want you to put your head on our shoulder, not because you are tired, but because you want to be close to us

98. We want you to be able to have fun just sitting and watching tv because your with us so it makes it fun

99. We want you to think about us when we are not around

100. We want you to brag about us to all of your friends

101. We want you to hug us from behind and whisper things into our ears

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